I guess that is just me, this morning I go get me some coffee at the coffee-machine and I swear the most gorgeous lady is standing there. She had to get a whole tray or something and she stands in front of that machine, and I wanted coffee so we were talking and at some point she just let me get my coffee. I am primitive about the coffee thing. I told her ‘sorry, I just have that coffee-craving, in the morning…’<\/p>\n
After three sips I realized, “FOOL!”, as usual, after I got my coffee.<\/p>\n
I don’t think I will ever get married.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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